#i would tho

[lwlegal]

i dont often ship vashwood but when i do its like

[biteable-pink-pixie]

Hey I'd like to make a withdrawal.... at the sperm bank (flirting)

[dezgasting]

My "I should've died at birth" playlist consists only of Delta 9 and ANGEL JUMPSTYLE. I should put more industrial hardcore there.

[you-need-not-apply]

Reblog if you are willing to fake your death with a mutual

[midwestemoloser]

You're kissing someone and they get up and put car seat headrest on, is this a green or red flag?

[t4tails]

for once i wish weird sexualized comments could be applied to male superheroes. you never see anybody call the flash "vivacious"

[pastafossa]

Every once in a while you're like 'op does not need this horny in their notifications tab, tone it down' and i think i did great

[r3v0lver-0c3lot]

i love my bros so much its unreal

[theshipwars]

WHOO SPIRKSWEEP!! DO IT FOR THE 60s HOUSEWIVES. WE OWE EVERYTHING TO THEM (/lh + seriously though I’ve been having so much fun with the tournament! Good job on it <3)

The propaganda has spread to the inbox, I see.

Glad you are having fun, Anon! Also, thank you! I know it was messy, but what else can someone put together on lunch breaks and three hours of sleep?

[sparkles-and-trash]

What if I go to a small cottage in the country to focus on my writing, like all the authors in the movies does, except for my next best-seller it’s just to finish my fanfic for the 5 people who’s reading it

[maxbytes]

why not print out tumblr posts for collages?

i don't have a printer 😔

[thelittleeggrat]

i was messaging my friend on google chat about a teacher and i said he got grumpy she said "LISTEN RARARARARAR" in quoting what she thought the teacher had said and then this happened

*open the photos they got squished when i wrote this*

[butchlifeguard]

my parents got home and i hear music im already sore just from like. tje initial fear reaction

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

Mutuals, I’d listen to you rant about your favorite characters for as long as you are thinking about them

[eggs-can-draw]

I wanna apologize when I reblogged the post that said "make something up about the person you reblogged this from" and I said you think makoto naegi is a real person..

I mean that affectionately platonically because I genuinely think you would try and prove makoto naegi is real like that one hatsune miku audio

Bestie wdym Naegi is real