#i would tho

[lwlegal]

i dont often ship vashwood but when i do its like

[biteable-pink-pixie]

Hey I'd like to make a withdrawal.... at the sperm bank (flirting)

[dezgasting]

My "I should've died at birth" playlist consists only of Delta 9 and ANGEL JUMPSTYLE. I should put more industrial hardcore there.

[you-need-not-apply]

Reblog if you are willing to fake your death with a mutual

[midwestemoloser]

You're kissing someone and they get up and put car seat headrest on, is this a green or red flag?

[t4tails]

for once i wish weird sexualized comments could be applied to male superheroes. you never see anybody call the flash "vivacious"

[pastafossa]

Every once in a while you're like 'op does not need this horny in their notifications tab, tone it down' and i think i did great

[r3v0lver-0c3lot]

i love my bros so much its unreal

[theshipwars]

WHOO SPIRKSWEEP!! DO IT FOR THE 60s HOUSEWIVES. WE OWE EVERYTHING TO THEM (/lh + seriously though I’ve been having so much fun with the tournament! Good job on it <3)

The propaganda has spread to the inbox, I see.

Glad you are having fun, Anon! Also, thank you! I know it was messy, but what else can someone put together on lunch breaks and three hours of sleep?

[sparkles-and-trash]

What if I go to a small cottage in the country to focus on my writing, like all the authors in the movies does, except for my next best-seller it’s just to finish my fanfic for the 5 people who’s reading it

[maxbytes]

why not print out tumblr posts for collages?

i don't have a printer 😔

[thelittleeggrat]

i was messaging my friend on google chat about a teacher and i said he got grumpy she said "LISTEN RARARARARAR" in quoting what she thought the teacher had said and then this happened

*open the photos they got squished when i wrote this*

[butchlifeguard]

my parents got home and i hear music im already sore just from like. tje initial fear reaction

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

Mutuals, I’d listen to you rant about your favorite characters for as long as you are thinking about them

[eggs-can-draw]

I wanna apologize when I reblogged the post that said "make something up about the person you reblogged this from" and I said you think makoto naegi is a real person..

I mean that affectionately platonically because I genuinely think you would try and prove makoto naegi is real like that one hatsune miku audio

Bestie wdym Naegi is real

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again